So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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