So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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