I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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