Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
whose ass print is on the piano?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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