Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i've created a new STD.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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