I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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