That's intense
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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