Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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