singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He had one of those small greek statue penises
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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