Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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