His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
