I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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