hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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