is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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