Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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