She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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