where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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