i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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