Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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