dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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