yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
