I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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