Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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