Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
