Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sober January is a disaster.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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