we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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