So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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