GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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