The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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