I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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