If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Randomize