I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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