Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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