I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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