I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
