is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Houston, we have a squirter
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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