ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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