using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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