I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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