He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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