My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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