There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just pynch a tree in the face
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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