your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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