Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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