Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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