She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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