Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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