All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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