sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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