I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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