We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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