did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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