There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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