It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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