38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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