so explain again why im purple
no
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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