just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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